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not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 14 days ago

why is software engineering so horny

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why is software engineering so horny

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not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 14 days ago
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  • explodIng_lIme@lemmy.world
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    Master/slave

    • [deleted]@piefed.world
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      Finger/poke

    • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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      i feel that this is not appropriate for children and i want this changed to dom/sub or top/bottom. maybe dick/butt. poker/hole?

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        I mean, main/sub is a strong alternative ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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    Construction is like this too.

    Erection, nipples, rods, pipes, vibrators, lube, rope, caulk, penetrate, lay hardwood, and my all time favorite. “Hey Frank, come give me a reach around, I need an extra hand here”

    Edit, nailing studs.

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      I love telling people who aren’t from Cincinnati that I had a threeway with some strangers in a parking lot

      That is, I ate a 3-way (Cincinnati chili, cheese, and spaghetti) in a parking lot on lunch break with some random plumbers who were also taking their break there

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        how do you know someone’s from Cincinnati?

        Don’t worry, they’ll tell you

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          I’ll have you know that Cincinnati cuisine is the absolute greatest cuisine to EVER originate in Cincinnati

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            I cannot disagree. You guys need the tautology award for tautology award winners.

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    Look, most of us are just kinda repressed and low-level horny at all times

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      Some of us aren’t repressed!

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    That feeling when your code compiles after a long session of refactoring

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    haha forking processes and killing children

    wait

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    –force

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    No touch?

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      No touch only cat

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    Linux shell also has… a thing going on.

    touch
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      finger

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        unzip

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    Zip, unzip it.

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