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She wished for a BIG black chicken :))

What? I actually have a red car, but I think orange cars are cool :(

I’ll have you know that Cincinnati cuisine is the absolute greatest cuisine to EVER originate in Cincinnati

I love telling people who aren’t from Cincinnati that I had a threeway with some strangers in a parking lot

That is, I ate a 3-way (Cincinnati chili, cheese, and spaghetti) in a parking lot on lunch break with some random plumbers who were also taking their break there