I recommend creating a free account on Jira or Asana. Helps me focus if I have the project steps still laid out and I can go back to them when I have the energy.

I love that it stopped responding after fucking everything up because the quota limit was reached 😆

It’s like a Jr. Dev pushing out a catastrophic update and then going on holiday with their phone off.

“Of course they’re going to know what the marital bed is by the time they are in fourth year of schooling, they read encyclopedia volumes, don’t they?”

Ads are bad mmkay?
~ These guys

Also these guys:

Someone get him with some butter and sugar and see if he turns into a racist cake

Say it yourself, you horny meatbag!

Well then, may I invite you to comment on this image which is representative of the fucks I give?

Would you believe me if I said no?

Also, why?

The tasks are all awaiting each other

Oh mate, may I introduce you to the Magdalene Laundries?

The 25th month of it sure as shit didn’t

She looks fuckin into it tbf

Man, I sure hope DNS doesn’t go bust

And the dick sucking

Let’s not go referring to vibe coders as developers, now.

Maybe it’s plasticine

She got dumps like a truck, truck, truck

I fully recommend using multiple sources of stimuli.

If you have an ebook, use an ebook reader or voice service and follow along. Speechify highlights the current word and sentence, too, which I have found helps keep me zeroed in.

May not work for everyone, but it works for me.

The face of Pampers leak-proof nappies.

Really? There’s usually a little stooge country in the middle east that follows suit.