MinnesotaGoddam

I need to save this for the shitty religion I’m making pleased not to be the deleting until I can get my thoughts siren please

Outside and inside?

wasn’t there a game about hacking datacenters only you hacked them for real

also it was hamsters

that would be considered act of war, not terrorism

considering datacenters use water and don’t have regular staff

yes. what’s fun is when they cramp. and when the part of you that is cramping is not a part that is available to put up to a mirror to unclench. so you just get to sit there, since your MD believes you’ve healed. book says you should have years ago.

try taking off some of your buttholes

that was improperly punctiated. it should be:

Warnings: Graphic: sex, swearing, French

meaning it has graphic sex, graphic swearing, and graphic French

what if the porn is of really nasty dolphins doing vanilla things? like idk, singing the themesong to flipper and then copulating with a beachball idk what dolphins are into, probably bigfoot.

how do y’all feel about goth enbys

okay so is that porn of dolphins or porn for dolphins

She was Captain of the Enterprise after Christopher Pine

yeah something didn’t quite smell right (it was also me) but i will ask for your forgiveness, i was a fart and a sneeze away from dying until like 6 hours ago and can be forgiven for a touch of insanity.

who said an interconnected economy needs to be neoliberal?

this is the exact kind of prank i’d pull on my family except they’re all logged into the same accounts i am. and i’m too broke to afford a second doordash.

yeah we got a few kinds of pools balls here. specificity would just be no fun though would it at this point.
apparently these exist

see if they’re dry

i was on the way to the pet store later tonight (to get a therapeutic bag of kitty litter to ragepunch) and you may have just saved me from getting catscratched

uh, no not really actually but i got it covered. the damn shipment is just one day late. AGAIN. I appreciate you asking.