Bad advice. Glas bottles can shatter inside and kill you. But with some practic and a whole lot of lube a melon is quite fun indeed 😊
Yeah use a champagne bottle, they’re much stronger. Though make sure it’s uncorked.
Speaking from your friend's experience amirite ;)
Why no one is talking about the 🍍?
That is not coming out
Don't threaten them with a good time
"Sweetie, I know EXACTLY what I'm doing."
So much good stuff in this image
- wicker basket dude
- defeated look of the lady checking out
- man's villenous smile
- literally everything is fruit vegetables and alcohol
- seriously who tf brings a wicker basket to the store
That lady needs some meat. That dastardly villain won't give her meat. #justice for women without meat
Let me introduce you to eastern Europe
There are eggs and a bottle of water
Lady checking out looks like my crazy ex 😐
Unbelievable! It would seem the lowly checker is seated!! I am insulted!! /s
But for real, I enjoy that this image may normalize humans sitting if and when they want to.
in what backwards country are cashiers not allowed to sit down ???
Basically the entire continent of North America
Rant incoming: I cannot tell you how many times I've tried to create a meme and the stock image has the logo all over it. Search for anything on google images (spaceship, boat, man smiling, etc) and you will get a ton of stock images with the stock image stamp of annoyance on it. /rant
