rent-a-girlfriending

Oh. Oh no.

Resting beach face

So much good stuff in this image

• wicker basket dude
• defeated look of the lady checking out
• man's villenous smile
• literally everything is fruit vegetables and alcohol
• seriously who tf brings a wicker basket to the store

Anyone who read the books know what happened next?!??

As professor Farnsworth once said, "Now, now, perfectly symmetrical violence never solved anything"

This image is actually really compelling.

Throwback to when 1.1.1.1 dropped and we all loved couldflare

What an incredible creature

He used to eat only fruit and smelled like shit, he’s my hero for that one

Found the commenter who is old enough to retire

Never can be done with these

• defederate upvotes
• ???
• debt

Speak for yourself. If you don’t want in on the circle jerk you can leave

Your just salty because you got passed

Graff writers will usually cross out stupid shit like this.

The writing is incredible in this.

This is a dad joke so powerful you need a license to carry it.

Scale the Image down and back to full size in a lossy editor like mspaint. Disable uniform scaling so you have to eyeball the aspect ratio.

I am inbetween top secret global marketing conspiracy and just marketing campaign with good timing and mass appeal.

Katamari