Chaotic neutral. Only way to live.
I don't understand why the twist and tuck is seen as a bad thing. It's a tight seal that is effortless to both do and undo.
Cuz it can fall apart if moved or slid. Needs to be redone when picked up.
I do that if I lose the original bread tag.
If I still have the tag, it's twist and tag.
Though with modern cardboard tags, it's a bit more difficult and the tags wear out more quickly.
Not to gripe at a funni meemee or anything but it's interesting how 2 out of 3 the "good" options revolve around straight up consumerism.
"Think about how organized you would be if you had a special box to store your sliced bread!?! (Nevermind the fact that this totally unnecessary as the bread already comes in packaging that is both more airtight and likely more sterile)"
The environment weeps.
Also bag clips break. A rubber band or a knot (one you sure you can untie).
I usually use "just tucking", though.
People put bread just loose in a breadbox? That's disturbing. Keep the bread in the bag, but put it in the box so it doesn't get squished.
I never expected to be in the neutral evil segment here…
I honestly don't see the problem. I'm not putting that little bread clip back on the bag once it's off.
Who folds without twisting??
(Ok I do sometimes, but I know it’s wrong.)
I just figured out it can be a cultural thing. In my country, we mostly eat dark bread. It lasts up to a week before it dries out. To achieve that, the air seal is tight enough with just tucking. If the above image is supposed to be of a bag of white bread/toast, then just tucking actually is not enough, the toast will dry out in a day. With toast, I'm actually lawful neutral
I’m not sure what’s in the bag has anything to do with if you twist before you tuck.
Twisting emulates how the bread seals with a clip. It’s more a habit of some sort, like double tapping the trigger on a drill to see if it has power.
You look good tucked though.
To anyone who does anything other than twist and tuck:
get a life
I use the clip if I can find it…
… I mean, was RIGHT HERE a second ago…
I twist and roll the excess bag over the bread. Kinda like how you do socks
Tie a knot you monster!
Breadboxes are bullshit and you know it
You put the bread in the box, while using one of the other methods.
The box is there to look pretty.
They just make me forget about the bread.
Put it in the freezer.
Chaotic neutral for life.
For people who value time as much as bread freshness.
I am lawful neutral but my mom's lawful evil and she throws the fucking thing away so I can't even do it :((
Lawful neutral, moving to chaotic neutral when I get down to a few slices.
What about the knot that pulls apart effortlessly? I've been doing those all my life
I am so grateful to the person who taught me that. I didn't forget about you, Alice.
I know this kind of post is not supposed to be taken seriously, but they're so haphazard and forced that I don't find them funny. I'm getting sick of these billions of poorly-thought-out "moral + lawful alignment" charts for things that have little to no morality or lawfulness attached, trying to tell us what kind of person we are if we do what, and being wildly off-the-mark. For this one and most others, most of the entries are "lawful good/neutral", because they are valid and effective ways to protect your fucking bread, done by someone who sees it important to do so. If you really want to start categorizing the way tons of different people do shit, find a more appropriate format.
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You ought to be locked up
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Rowsdower…
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Lawful good just leads to mice, which is more cruel than good imo. Mice are incapable of self regulating population, they will boom and suffer en masse without predators.
Somebody explain this to the trees that drop millions of nuts in the surrounding forest every few years skyrocketing not only rodent populations but also their parasites; ticks, chiggers, fleas. Predators are here, but they can't seem to catch up to the mouse output.
Bread box? I haven't seen one of those in decades. Maybe they have changed but they are just to make the kitchen look nice right? They don't actually preserve anything right? If you live in a humid environment that bread is going bad immediately unless you put it in an air tight container. Mold loves water.
I use bag and twist tie or clip all of the way. If I am going to use it fast or freeze it if I am not going to finish it within a few days.
I use a breadbox for homemade bread and it keeps it good for a while.
Does it seal the bread or anything? From a pure preservation standpoint does the bread last longer outside of a bread box vs inside?
Does blocking the light prevent bread from going off?
Is "going off" a British phrase? It's funny, like the bread is going to explode.
When you eat off food your butt will explode.
Lawful neutral. I'm surprised more people don't just use the clip that came with it. It's kept the bread fresh the whole time up to you acquiring it, so why not keep using it?
Because those little fuckers are fun to flick across the room, then get lost under the couch.
