*an hero (who doesn’t afraid of anything)

Iraq Lobster!

3.6M Scoville. Not great, not terrible

LMAO said the bowl

Actually the ocean contains billions of tons of uranium

Manboobs also represented, you’re an ally

The devil loads the weapon while you’re not looking

Mummy thick

How far is it from the dadzone to the daddyzone?

Sorry, best I can do is pictures of the decor and attractive people with drinks smiling and laughing, take it or leave it

It literally tastes like ass

Hello, human resources?

Zero fatalities is a pretty decent silver lining. I hope this guy is a laughingstock and none of the other terrorists in hell will let him sit at their table.

Sorry but we ran it past a focus group and it turns out Predators hunting Aliens drives more engagement. We tried 🤷🏻

feck?

Someone once told me a story about how they were still regularly using code I wrote several years after I had left that company. I may have overcorrected based on that one data point.

And fetch drinks, but you were expected to tip them

The existence of people stupid enough to pay for them is what makes NFTs worth something in the first place

You get it

You know who else wanted more RAM? Harambe. I hope you’re fucking happy now