I know this kind of post is not supposed to be taken seriously, but they're so haphazard and forced that I don't find them funny. I'm getting sick of these billions of poorly-thought-out "moral + lawful alignment" charts for things that have little to no morality or lawfulness attached, trying to tell us what kind of person we are if we do what, and being wildly off-the-mark. For this one and most others, most of the entries are "lawful good/neutral", because they are valid and effective ways to protect your fucking bread, done by someone who sees it important to do so. If you really want to start categorizing the way tons of different people do shit, find a more appropriate format.