embix

Just rewrite it with 80% functionality and force migrations on the users. Once the remaining 20% “edge cases” that require serious effort hop to the next job - where you where hired to “maintain” such a system and “just add a small feature here and there”. Ooops.

all other employers demand modern technologies

There are a lot of employers that’ll throw good money at you for maintaining and extending their outdated crap. Have you ever considered learning COBOL?

They played us for complete fools!

Unless it’s a Sidewinder, or if you’re really fancy an AMRAAM

An American air-to-air missile modified for naval use, deployed on a land based Warsaw Pact launcher. Now that’s something!

Heck, the average SUV is taller than a Panzer I.

risa FTW

I don’t want to build car hell yet again

this, so much

Yea, there are 50 game engines written in rust - or so I heard.

Tbh it’s just microsoft java

Microsoft made so many javas (remember Visual J++ or J#?), C# is the only one that survived. Well, Microsoft now also ships OpenJDK, apparently.

it wouldn’t even let me copy/paste

It’s so real, right?

I hate when they forbid c/p password fields - that’s so stupid and even lessens security.