Cap

Can’t we just enjoy the joke? You’ve brought up a worthy of discussion, but for a shitpost thread?

There are no shortcuts. Only short bridges.

As you may be able to tell from my profile pic, I live in the ass end of a BMP.

Looks like a character out of one of those Cockstar games.

I see nothing but winners here.

Is the faucet giving the pasta a blowjob?

This is how R2-D2s are made!

Hello. Yes, I’d like one nightmare for the evening, please.

Well…spit it back out I guess.

The aim of the clause was to prevent scalping of the truck.

@blackluster117 With freakin’ laser beams attached to their heads, yes!

@Stamets

This is my day today, except throw a few sharks in there.

Missing rung on lower end causes baby to slip out prior to launch half the time. Launch distance is subpar compared to other yeet machines.

I know it was made for Victorian babies but mine is Edwardian. One out of five stars, would not recommend.

Hey now! That one night stand might need to turn into a steady relationship!

At first I thought that circle was just another one of those straws.

This helps with bird strikes as the whale shark digests the birds instead of passing them through to the engine and causing a flame out. Top notch design though I don't know how well whale sharks maintain performance at altitude.

I see AI has nightmares too.

Mine is the infinity debt stone.

Life IS hard which us why I don't have time to care much about the more superficial things in life. Your Door Dash food is cold? Well, cry me a river, build a bridge, and get over it! My sh*tter's full and my only other option is a log in the poison ivy patch!

Elon bought Box?