Yeah well how about the fucking Yeet Cannon?

Is Automatic Kalashnikov really that hardcore a name?
All the boring western gun names like Desert Eagle, Colt Python, Winchester, Walther Pocket Pistol…
Please send help; I’m going down a wikipedia rabbit hole for the sake of a stupid joke
Don’t worry, i’ll put you out of your missery loads winchester
It’s almost like naming a thing (after some epic, unattainable dream of it) works wonders at making it seem so much more awesome than it is…
Humans’ve been doing this since before civilization was invented. Yay for micro-propaganda traditions! 🤫
I’m working on a design I’m calling the Dickenballs 9000. It’s a short range dick shooter.
“It’s an MP9 from B&T–” “Beckler and Tock.”
I understand people really love AKs because they’re simultaneously indestructible and easy to repair.
Yes but that loose mechanics make them inaccurate AF.
Absolutely, ak-105, pp-19, sps, etc are on completely different level of chadness.
Mk-19 needs no fancy name.




