• A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip
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    6 days ago

    I see this with my 5-6 yo kids. They’re more interested in replaying their heroes’ lawn theatre than actually playing football.

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      6 days ago

      Isn’t that the age where everyone chases the ball? a bunch of kids running in a group as the ball boes back and forth.

      No positions just chaos.

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      5 days ago

      While acting up is a problem in professional football, anyone who actually believes these players fall like flies at the smallest hint of contact have so obviously never seen a match up close, much less played football at even the junior level. Football can be a pretty brutal contact sport.

      There are very well defined rules for how you can tackle someone, but those rules allow that 90 kg player can basically mow you down at 25 km/h as long as they do it right. If you’ve ever looked closely at how these players fight for the ball (or played at a decent junior level or higher), you’ll notice that most adults would quite simply be knocked to the pitch and more or less kept there if they ever tried beating a high level player to the ball.

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        4 days ago

        I guess it’s just when they suddenly pull themselves away from the pearly gates once the referee decides that he’s not having it, and God decides to personally intervene and restore their souls back to them.

        The whiplash from the sudden recovery can be jarring

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          4 days ago

          Thinking about it, adrenaline is probably a biiiig factor at play. People can show the same behaviour after car crashes just due to FOF instincts + adrenaline overflow

          Not saying theatre doesn’t happen, but it’s probably mucg more nuanced than it seems, almost everything is after all

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              4 days ago

              Again, not saying it doesn’t happen, i would juat imagine some of the behaviour could be accounted for by adrenaline response, it’s a crazy drug man

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                4 days ago

                As an athlete, not at a super high level, you function on such adrenaline so consistently, you know exactly what you’re doing. Especially if it isn’t a muscle memory response. Even during a trauma response when I broke my arm in multiple places.

                Sure, some “flopping” might be trying to regain balance, but, I promise elite athletes know exactly what they’re doing.