To a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

Or, to put it another way:

To a nail, everything is a hammer.

Sweeping generalizations are generally a Bad Thing ™. Especially when done out of context. 🤷‍♂️

What command was barked? He called his partner using a familiar nickname, and explained why he called for them.

Congratulations! You just invented a whale!

🤨

~Careful now. We might have beef.~

Give OP a hand. 👏

Literally living on a prayer right now. 🤷‍♂️

If you keep it civil, and respectful, sure. 👍

You’re missing my point. Coming into the comments to complain about a perfectly legit comic, regardless of your feelings for a poster or the posted, does nobody any good. You can:

1. Block the poster,
2. Block the community,
3. Hide it (if you use an app that supports it),
4. Filter out specific keywords (assuming the poster is thoughtful enough to provide them),
5. Downvote and move on, or
6. Do nothing and live with it.

I was hoping to avoid the list, but here we are. 😊

No idea. I use Mlem for iOS, which does have it. But it’s something to consider. Otherwise, I would suggest just grumbling under your breath and scrolling past (I do that too sometimes). 🤷‍♂️

Some apps have the ability to hide posts. That’s been a lifesaver for me when I see content I don’t like on subs I enjoy.

Aluminum is nice. It definitely has a good twang to it. Personally I like the crack of a solid wooden bat myself. There’s just nothing quite like it.

~*hums take me out to the ballpark*~

So you’re saying that if someone gets shot through the heart, I’m to blame?

~Next you’ll suggest that I give love a bad name.~

Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.

Keep it clean guys. Nothing below the belt, or above the shoulders. ‘Kay?

This couldn’t be more perfect right now. 🧑‍🍳 💋

Maybe they keep getting confused with nfdesks?

~I beg to differ.~

“At work” is sitting at my desk.

I’m never on time for work. 😇

~I work from home.~