“The beatings will continue until morale improves”
Celebrate your increased workloads peasants.
Many employees at Meta have been working from “hot desks,” a controversial scheme involving multiple workers sharing the same desks.
They were doing this as far back as 2020, as I recall. It was my least favorite part of going into the office because you had to reserve a desk, and you were never guaranteed the same desk on any given day.
“You better have fun and love your work so much that you do unpaid overtime, or else!”
THE FUN MAY NOW RESUME
It’s time for the 5 minute musical dance experience. Call in the marching band!
“The floggings will continue until morale improves.”
No better fun than fascist mandated fun!
Now, fun faster pleebs!
Two minute hate would be pretty fun and relaxing group excercise!
“ARE WE HAVING FUN YET? ARE WE?”
"Yessir, so much fun [whimpers].
Completely nickelbacked
By this point in time, after Alderaan and a couple more planets have been blown up, you should probably have figured out that being an Engineer for the Empire’s Death Star makes you one of the baddies even if you’re not the one pressing the red button.
I’m just here because I needed a job.
- The guy who cleans the lenses of the planet killing beam on the Death Star.
Gotta make a livong somehow. Where else can I get a job with a PhD in Weapons of Mass Destruction Engineering?
Someone is playing with the Facelift setting at character select.
They should offer them a Music Dance Experience with Defiant Jazz.
great reference
the onion timeline
like 7 of 9 in voyager, where she alotted 1hr of FUN each day. cyborgs/androids knows best. “Hello Fellow humans, fun will now commence until it reach satisfactory parameters”- zuckerborg.
Totally thought this was an Onion headline
Yes. It (reality) just isn’t playing fair anymore.
