But it’s real for some people: https://people.com/music/meghan-trainor-daryl-sabara-have-two-toilets-next-to-each-other-in-bathroom/

Ear and nose holes and you’re up to 8 damn holes.

If he’s lying about the weed, it makes you wonder about the generational concentration camps. Methinks they doth protest too much.

Where do I find me a damned woman!? In every sense of the question.

For what it’s worth, I enjoyed reading your takes. I’m probably not 100% where you are, but I think I’m pretty close, even if I don’t necessarily want to admit it.

Here’s the thing…

Tor-twas.

Skills = Makes a better soup

Degree = Makes more green

On second thought, I just realized I’m not actually hungry.

But you won’t be aware of the ice cream stopping. Only that it’s going to stop. But you won’t experience that stoppage. You’ll never lack for ice cream. You’ll only ever experience ice cream.

And it’s wonderful. Cold. Mmm.

Yeah, that wasn’t cool. You can’t just say shit like that.

Sixlets? I assume it’s a walnut based on the shells.

Pro-tip for the fellas: print out sexy legs/feet and hold the photo in front of food drop-offs.

Anytime I wear thongs, for example, I’ll slip them off before driving.

Notice they’re all flat. Circular? Sure.

Still flat. The “scientists’” own visualizations show them for the absolute fools they are.

👀

Thanks for the reminder, just canceled my 2-month free trial with a few days to spare.

What workplace has policies against this!?