ivanafterall ☑️

Ship-Bark. Ship, because they are in water. Bark because they go RAWR before biting you. Ship-Bark. Shark.

Pretty sure they came out as Xtra a long time ago, so you are, indeed, misgendering Pibb Xtra.

Found a new show to watch, thanks!

It’s extra-insulting, because they paid more for a ? candle rather than just asking you.

Oh, God. Look out below.

He looks so ashamed, stop it. :(

This makes me love them.

Maybe she’s the door the innkeeper slams in their faces.

That should do it.

I think this one might just be good ol’ fashioned Photoshop? Not sure. But you’re right. AI is next-level.

This is how you stop school shootings. Good kids with guns stop bad kids with guns.

Do they give you your free candy when you get to the graves or is that later? When do you get the sweeties?

Are we all looking at the same snussy?

She’s breaking down the door with her two-headed dick.

Coitus. Copulation. Having intercourse.

Yep, read it and weep, haters:

Good luck retrieving your giant tungsten payday from the murky depths now.

But the guy above said fif… You know what, I’ll give you $1 million.

About the same as me winning a giant-ass dinette and patio set for my moderate-sized apartment.

Balut