“We must imagine a guy who cheated death once by sealing the god of death for a while, and another time by tricking the gods with the flimsy lie of “my wife didn’t bury my body properly, let me teach her a lesson” happy for getting the eternal punishment of never reaching his goals while living forever.”

And people are looking at me angrily when I say that philosophers are dumbasses who has zero media literacy and trying to fill that with constant bullshit.