everyone knows the correct way to eat a hotdog is to suck the weiner out and eat it first, then lick the ketchup and other fillings, and toss the bread to avoid carbs
I feel like with people like these the act of consumption is what they enjoy rather than what they are eating, it’s more about how much they can eat in one go
Then there are people who don’t snap pieces off and just bite it across the grooves like some sort of feral creature.
The correct way is to rotate it 90° then enjoy.
You must take a bite from the middle of a hot dog you savage beast.
everyone knows the correct way to eat a hotdog is to suck the weiner out and eat it first, then lick the ketchup and other fillings, and toss the bread to avoid carbs
That’s right. I just tell them to put the hot dog in the palm of my hand and pour topping on me so I don’t waste the bread.
I just ram a stick through the middle of the hotdog(horizontal ofc) and use the puntured hotdog as a straw for the sauce.
That’s beautiful really
You’re gonna need one of these
I also like to peel an orange and eat it like an apple. Taking a big juicy bite out of three segments at once makes me feel alive.
Sometimes I eat multiple clementine wedges at once.
Bro, like half the clementine at once, so juicy
Whoa now, let’s not get crazy.
You’re an abomination.
If not bite, why bite-shaped?
I feel like with people like these the act of consumption is what they enjoy rather than what they are eating, it’s more about how much they can eat in one go
Like the Mitch Hedberg joke about rice
You’re supposed to bite into them lengthwise, like bananas or burritos.
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