Me on my way to my job as a shift leader at femboy hooters.
Duders?
Interesting. You hear loads of stories of boots getting their shit chewed out by their officers but I rarely see many stories from the perspective of the officer. I guess that’s probably just a result of the officer:grunt ratio in general. I’d like to read more of them.
Speaking of which, is there a c/militarystories yet? I liked those on reddit.
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Or they know bragging about it on the Internet without rank to protect them will get them dogpiled.
I could just have been commanded by some softies, but officers don’t generally have the constitution to get personally attacked. Think about it, they literally wrote the rules that say enlisted can go to jail for shit talking them.
One could certainly note that those rules started when enlisted vs commissioned was peasant vs aristocrat.
No, they didn’t. Those officers didn’t have shit to say on the UCMJ.
The podcast What A Hell Of A Way To Die talks about this from first person perspectives on both sides a lot, and is generally pretty great all around.
I’m waiting for c/justbootthings.
One of my worst days in basic was the rappel tower. I didn’t shave that morning because prior to basic I barely grew any facial hair. Of course I stupidly said “this recruit didn’t have enough time to shave”.
Wrong fucking answer. Not only did they absolutely fuck me with bullshit exercise but I had to run around the rappel tower in circles in my skivvies screaming “NOT ENOUGH TIME TO SHAVE SIR!”
This all went down prior to me even getting rigged up. It was brutal day for my legs.
Lol but is there a right answer to that??
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[X] I’m in this picture and I don’t like it
Pick one:
“Sarge, Pvt Snuffy borrowed my fursuit and returned it all crusty”
Or
“Sergeant, why is half your unit in AA?”
No more spaces left, sir.
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The same thing is true for McDonald’s manaagers
yep sounds about right
