Dick Justice

It was better before people absolutely fucking insisted on scraping reddit posts to bring over here. Post after post after post of regurgitated bot posts, without a single comment, no engagement at all. Fun!

Wtf. I just googled that. How has that been allowed to continue foe a hund and fifty fucking years?? Jesus H. Christ.

That's like, horror movie levels of scary.

Is this a bad time for you?

I go back and forth between "Ess Cue Ell", "Sequel", and "You Fucking Whore"

With a hard "guh" sound, because that's what I grew up with.

I want LGBTQ+/Straight people to just shut up about it

That’s nice. I just want to exist, without the growing fear of being attacked or murdered in the street.

Well and now you’re inching up on “both sides” territory, which just makes me wonder if your outrage is even genuine.

To be honest it sounds like you don’t want people to mock conservatives, and that’s a tough ask when they make it so easy.

The same thing is true for McDonald’s manaagers

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So does reality, strangely enough.

It’s a simple spell but quite unbreakable.

Was it almost full or something? Usually the… stuff… is pretty far below the seat

Why did I learn how to read?

I always wonder if they must be just exhausted all the time from the faux outrage and constant gaslighting. What a way to go through life.

Agreed. Conservatives really struggle with creating comedy of anyj8 kind. Their humor tends to rely on creating a perspective based on entirely false, unrealistic scenarios that just feel hollow given anything more than cursory attention.

They try to be witty and biting about the crazy shit they come up with that doesn’t actually exist, like the war on Christmas (the only ones fighting the war are them), or the danger of trans people (who are statistically harmless compared to good ole’white Christian cis-men).

Good comedy is (usually) rooted in reality, referencing situations or scenarios that reflect the actual world around us, giving the consumer something they can relate to or at least understand. Comedy that’s not rooted in a little truth can be very hard to pull off, as evidenced by stand up comedy flops like Crowder and “satire” sites like the OP.

The tomato sauce has lycopene (sp? ) in it, which is a hydrophobic molecule, making it very difficult to just wash off. You can take a stick of butter on rub it all over the inside of the container, then put a paper towel in and fill it about half the way with water. Then put the lid back on and shake the shit out it. You should get it pretty cleaned off that way.

I’ve played a bunch of Epic free games.

Jesus, that second photo looks like a mugshot