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minus-squaregrue@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up40·4 months agoI was gonna comment “yeah, but Leibniz fucks!” but then I decided to fact-check myself. “Leibniz never married, and his funeral was only attended by his personal secretary.” …well, shit. The meme checks out!
minus-squarePatapon Enjoyer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·4 months agoHey maybe he was just too wild to be tied up.
minus-squaregrue@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·4 months agoThat’s possible, but if that were the case I’d expect there to be a bunch of illegitimate children at his funeral.
minus-squarehakunawazo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·4 months agoAt least there are tasty cookies named after him. That’s even better than scientific fame.
minus-squaregrue@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 months agoInb4 the “[Choco] Leibniz — [Fig] Newton cookie controversy!”
minus-squareRizzRustbolt@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·4 months agoWell that confirms it then… Leibniz was ace.
I was gonna comment “yeah, but Leibniz fucks!” but then I decided to fact-check myself.
“Leibniz never married, and his funeral was only attended by his personal secretary.”
…well, shit. The meme checks out!
Hey maybe he was just too wild to be tied up.
That’s possible, but if that were the case I’d expect there to be a bunch of illegitimate children at his funeral.
At least there are tasty cookies named after him. That’s even better than scientific fame.
Inb4 the “[Choco] Leibniz — [Fig] Newton cookie controversy!”
Well that confirms it then… Leibniz was ace.