So teleportation is like going into the woodchipper feet first? Ok, now I slowly understand McCoys problems with that invention.

$me = "🧍"; 
$stillMe = & $me; 
unset($me);
print($stillMe); // wohoo, teleportation rocks!!!

$me = "🧍"; 
$copyOfMe = $me; 
unset($me); // 💀 this sucks!!!
print($copyOfMe); // wait, what happened?

Can’t handle the mullet.

Peg

…or tables with a lot of spacer.gif

Yeah, but what is the blue pill for?

It lights blue.

It could be worse:
Apache Foundation’s OnlyFans

TIL that’s in fact a celestial sphere not earth itself.

That 418 is clearly a 415

And similarly nobody knows why he thinks he needs to hold the whole planet. I suppose he is some kind of a flat-earther.

Hopefully your gf doesn’t give you status code 416

HTTP Status Code 418

I’ve fought mud crabs more fearsome than you.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amazon_Women_in_the_Mood

Time to retry.

Or in the silliest circumstances wrong development environment.

Gordon would be proud