Like, imagine how shit it is trying to talk to an automated AI customer service phone line.
“I need some help with this quest, I’m stuck at the part with the Old Mayor’s House.”
“Have you tried entering the Old Mayor’s House?”
“Yeah. That was like four objectives ago.”
“I see. To enter the Old Mayor’s House, you may be able to use the front door.”
“Yes…I’ve already gotten in there, found the mirror, solved the riddle in the parlour, and found the hidden switch by the painting. But there’s nothing in the secret room.”
“I understand how that could be frustrating. Perhaps you should speak with Gary the Farmhand.”
“I’m sorry to hear that, <playername>. I’m only here to Welcome to the Farm, Gary the Farmhand. I’m <playername>. You should see the Old Mayor! I hear he’s looking for a strong <playerrace> from !ERROR in row 28”
“I need some help with this quest, I’m stuck at the part with the Old Mayor’s House.”
“Have you tried entering the Old Mayor’s House?”
“Yeah. That was like four objectives ago.”
“I see. To enter the Old Mayor’s House, you may be able to use the front door.”
“Yes…I’ve already gotten in there, found the mirror, solved the riddle in the parlour, and found the hidden switch by the painting. But there’s nothing in the secret room.”
“I understand how that could be frustrating. Perhaps you should speak with Gary the Farmhand.”
“You are Gary the Farmhand.”
“Try the steps in this wiki which should fix the issue. https://www.ubiverse.com/kb/entering-old-mayore-house.htm”
“Fuck you’re dumb.”
“I’m sorry to hear that, <playername>. I’m only here to Welcome to the Farm, Gary the Farmhand. I’m <playername>. You should see the Old Mayor! I hear he’s looking for a strong <playerrace> from !ERROR in row 28”
You forgot about 20
Before eventually resorting to button prompts