Ironically actual meta

That’s the Napoleon… All the kids with Sherlocks are doing it.

It’s argued it already is opt-in. That’s the ‘Agree’ button.

Yeah, we know. Is the FBI now just the FB?

Maaaaan. If only I were rich and living in the US. It’s a new frontier of snake oil.

Just get in His Majesty’s good graces and go to town.

Prophecy implies the Antichrist would be polling much better.

But also, the middle-eastern man named “John” had no fucking idea what the fuck America even was when he wrote all that. And it’s a very young religion too.

Yeah, right.

They’ve been saying this for years…

“Scientists” alright? Pff

lights a cigar with a barrel of crude oil

Idiots.

Place them beneath your nostrils, with eyes closed, you become more in tune with your own breathing.

This worked, but only because I was blocking off my breathing. I think it was a classic “instructions unclear” moment lol. Elaborate?

The bent back wrists is a gentle stress position that stretches the arteries on the inner wrist, sending feedback to the nervous system to adjust heart rate.

This one I get and is true.

That does explain the kneeling and optional head bowing.

Got my theories on the eye-closing, but they’re centred around primal mammal submission or a capacity limitation requiring focus on one task at a time.

Censorship is pointless anyway. For any fucking weirdo that wants it censored, they’re still going to read and say the word in their head exactly as if it weren’t, so what’s the fucking point? I’ve always thought it’s kids trying to be online cool but they still blotch out the word in case their parents see what they’re doing on the internet or another kid dobs them in.

Is there a particular reason they do this? 🙏

Is it to make sure they don’t get their palms licked by someone while their eyes are randomly shut?

As your mother, I don’t appreciate being called ass stinks.

That wall has been absolutely ruined.

God, it just gets worse the more you look at it…

That flooring is awful. They ruined the wood… Ugh.

The thought of mustard on deep-fried batter makes me shudder. I don’t even think I’ve seen a mustard bottle at a place making these.

Joseph. The most in-denial man in history.

The only cars I see ads in are borrowed from Europcar and are basic pieces of shit. So I guess BMW is around there now.

And if that’s the case, peeps are probably getting one so they can suck some dick.

Wtf is a ped*phile? Sounds like brand of folders…

So weird for one of the world’s youngest nations to hijack one of the world’s youngest religions from a place they so frequently fear, hate, and bomb.

They really are just the plebeians of an empirical nation that never quite got to empirical level, unless your factor corporatisation of the society.

And they accuse the English of not speaking English…

lol. It’s really not massive.

It’s like watching old women gossip.