You can use those plastic xmas trees as long as you have enough metal ornaments in them.

I recommend metal tinsels because they are easier to ground.

Technically true If they close the phone line at night.

Exercise diligence when putting your shoes on, pay special attention to the laces or you will suffer great sorrow.

Turns out you can make up any arbitrary distinctions and they just start existing. The question is if they severe any useful purpose.

I can make zodiac 2.0 exist by adding shoe size to distinguish between regular aquarius and aquarius without platypus (above EU 42 is with). So now the Zodiac 2.0 exists with the same predictive power as 1.0.

Dabbled in it since 2006. About 2012 i had problems with my network card on windows, flipped out and just installed Linux on my main home computer and have not used windows at home since.

Started with Ubuntu and it’s flavors, recently had problems with snap packages, flipped out and installed the first non Ubuntuoid distro that promised an easy install so I could get back to whatever I was doing at the time. I currently have Manjaro at home.

In my case it was because Ubuntu broke on me for whatever reason (and the threat of snap packages looming).

I did not feel like putting anymore effort into getting the computer back to working so I just switched to something not Ubuntuoid at semi random to anything that promised an easy installation.

A year later and it’s still working. I’ll notify you when it breaks so you can tell me “I told you so”.

Some games don’t run (runs badly) on Linux.

I have to work on a windows computer so I’m regularly reminded of the horrors that is W11.

Troll grade: C-.

Troll grade: C-.

Difference between communists and Nazis is that one of them lost a world war.

Are you cyber ghost that had to get a new account?

Thrash metal.

The guy in charge of thinking of a new acronym probably retired 10 years ago.