Yeah he did get too close, and also I don’t think he’d want us taking out wildlife because it happened.

That one time cocoa pods (a dependency management system for iOS development) was essentially doing a DDNS when their spec repo was using GitHub as a CDN. https://blog.cocoapods.org/Master-Spec-Repo-Rate-Limiting-Post-Mortem/

And as a bonus the flows were never fully specc’d each time right?

Using Fastmail

• works with 1Password to generate masked emails
• plus and subdomain addressing

In case those features are important to you

Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?

Edit: since no one is biting here’s the full joke

“Hi, I’d like to hear a TCP joke.”
“Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?”
“Yes, I’d like to hear a TCP joke.”
“Ok, I’ll tell you a TCP joke.”
“Ok, I will hear a TCP joke.”
“Are you ready to hear a TCP joke?”
“Yes, I am ready to hear a TCP joke.”
“Ok, I am about to send the TCP joke. It will last 10 seconds, it has two characters, it does not have a setting, it ends with a punchline.”
“Ok, I am ready to get your TCP joke that will last 10 seconds, has two characters, does not have an explicit setting, and ends with a punchline.”
“I’m sorry, your connection has timed out. Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?”

“Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.”

Luckily they had lizards in stock.

Everyone has a test environment. If you’re lucky you have a production environment too.

The malicious compliance that is needed.

The need the screaming in the background.

I only glossed over it… but this looks like it’s trying to check dynamic typing issues? It’s like a statically typed language with extra steps?

Fibonacci indentation of course.

Why not git clean -dxf?

I read the lint part and my brain forgot about everything else. You could stick the danger call in a pre commit hook though.

Depending on which stack you’re using, you could use https://danger.systems to automatically fail PRs.

The shitty reboot of Office Space where some low level Google employee realizes they can stick a crypto miner in every browser and generate a couple cents from everyone’s browser.

That’s what we need, more good old sex cults.

If your computer uses the camera for ambient light sensing instead of a separate sensor, they definitely fucked up building it.