Admittedly you’re halfway decent as a troll. Got a few people.

His name is Dave Allen

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dave_Allen_(comedian)

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When I was a kid I’d just pluck the pubes off the broccoli and eat only those but as I got older I’ve learned to enjoy the whole shaft plus the pubes. Especially when they’ve had some heat and are black.

There ya go! The answer you didn’t want but got anyway.

Bet it isn’t a refugee camp sized amount nor an entire city blocks worth though.