Oh hey, my fear. Do you have door knobs, or uh - the flat handled kind that swing down or up? I just realized I don’t know what those lever like door handles are called.
I can hear one of my cats pawing at the door knob at night, he’d be getting in places he shouldn’t if we had those flat kind.
I have cats and would never have the audacity to do something as vulgar as that.
Are you at least vaguely responsible? You should be fine, grow a way man!
I don’t know if I agree with the content necessarily but do find it funny if I’m following right.
When on the phone with an automated system, many of them will bypass to a real person if they hear certain phrases, “representative” being a very commonly used one. I think it’s saying the way you say representative reflects your true self, whether you just calmly repeat “representative”, or yell “REPRESENTATIVE” at the robot until someone picks up lol
It’s 2am and I don’t care to admit how long I looked at this.
I didn’t realize this until a sticker on a gas pump educated me. Stay woke friends
Yeah that’s pretty much where I’m at. I joined my buddy in his wife’s Japanese club, but I know absolutely nothing. Trying Duolingo primarily to learn the alphabets. It’s not perfect, but I can recognize them all and read Hiragana, so it’s not completely worthless!
Didn’t help me learn how to wite at ALL though. Too little practice, it’s definitely a tool (for some languages as least) that’s meant to be used with other learning methods
Oh my god I love them. Pet them lots for me
Agreed that it’s hilarious, but I’m pretty sure I’ve heard that if someone interrupts the portion, the officiater has to go through like… a whole process legally because of it? I don’t know if that matters realistically if he knows too and is cool though
I'm assuming you're saying still listen to the same shit music you BOUGHT back then?
WOAH. Didn't know about this. Maybe I can finally convince my mom… doubt.
Bro what. Assholes who don't train their dogs sounds exactly like what is causing your complaints. How is this a stretch?
As for the kids thing, I don't want them personally either. But it's not like every kid I've ever met annoys me or pisses me off. That also comes down to how they're raised
I'm really glad you and the dolphins were able to come to a mutual understanding
I also am particular about how I bag things. I agree with the sentiment of self checkouts being lame and taking jobs and all that jazz, but eh. There’s bigger fish to fry than this one, and many people like it anyway
Did you even SEE the avocado with a face? Meme.
/s if needed…
Man, it’s not a great message. But as far as jokes/memes go, this is funny as hell
The scariest part of going to the city is driving if you don’t do it often. That’s… All I can think of. I guess getting lost? I can do that in the woods too though
When you say bullshit about GameStop, are you talking about the memestock thing? Because they never really stopped
Can someone explain to me why them removing these awards is pissing people off? I used reddit everyday for 13 years until all this shit went down. Never once cared about gold or whatever. Why does it disappearing matter to people? Just because they like to flex having it?
You are not alone 🤣