I’m into it

idk man this just sounds like depression

SMOOGGGGGG

Plot twist: this was never a torture device, it’s just a story of the inventor going “go on, admit it, it feels good, don’t it?” that got blown way out of proportion

He’s in us all

This cuckoo has also flown over my brain nest

I sure hope that was unsalted

Maybe they are you don’t know how hot they look

There is a recurring joke in many Addams Family iterations where they’re moon bathing to keep themselves pale. I tried searching for a picture but all I got was porn

Mr Burns, please, you’re crossing the line from everyday villainy to cartoonish super-villainy

I mean I missed the memo so thank you

The Hard Times are amazing for articles

Man in a few million years that tweet is gonna look hella dumb

Canadian avian on a Canadian mammalian

When they can’t remember which brown person said what

Stop, I can only be so erect

Honestly it’s hard tiptoeing around it

I encourage it

because they get shaken or stirred

I believe their username was often combinations of Violet. Mostly they just gave off hot girl energy, which in combination with their horny posting, caused a bit of a martini amongst the community