I’m already a loner but omniscience would seal the deal.
It prevents the sentence from continuing which makes everyone want to either leave the conversation or try to “help out”. Same principle.
I’m usually right about 60% of the time with strangers, though I’m intentionally not finishing the sentence aloud.
With friends and coworkers it’s usually that we’ve forgotten a common word somehow and just appreciate the other person remembering it for us.
Meth is more dangerous than caffeine
shoots away
weigh to much
The problem is definitely when I’m not working.
All the names are misspelled too. It's gotta be intentional, right?
I’m holding out for ButtSharpies, not really the change I want to be in the world though.
I like how the “don’t dead, open inside” at the end just works.
One of those predictive text paragraphs?
I remember seeing this shirt at the mall 20 years ago.
I don’t know, but Steve is pissed.
Gifs are for the destination, videos are for the journey.
Back when the other site first shut down there was an update to jerboa that made any instance under v18 unusable. Which was most of them for about a week.
It’s been great for the past 10 years.
Different textbox, same text.
It is a bit annoying, though “organically produced” is defined exhaustively on the website.
That’s what I do. Anytime I need to sign up for something with an email I do: