Supposedly Alexander the Great went to visit Diogenes in a suburb of Corinth to see what his deal was. When Alexander asked if Diogenes wanted anything from him, Diogenes reported replied “yes, move, you’re blocking the sun.”

Afterwards, Alexander was so amused and impressed that he’s quoted as saying “it I were not Alexander, I wish I were Diogenes.”

Fucking awesome.

I don’t remember the profit margin of the other products either, thank god, I’m no good with numbers or print layouts

Is this meme why (chode)eddit had a helpline?

Edit: I forgot to unreddit