And it doubles in length and intensity because you tried.

Why am I holding this banana like a gun again?

A real glimpse of things to come.

I always wonder what people got their degree in that set the expectation of a high paying job.

Also some people go to school for 16 years to be donkey smart.

Is that the one that makes you go blind?

Unfortunately it aired back on Jan 6.

Call it Xitter. Pronounced like “shitter”.

Xitter… pronounced like shitter.

All according to the plan.

Does this double as a lime squeezer for after battle margaritas?

He only plays it for two minutes at a time.

Be careful when asking for a “killer lasagna recipe”.

Just don’t upgrade your firmware so you can jailbreak it later.

I bet Ticketmaster still gets their cut.

Can I get that in black?

That’s ok. I’ll do 5% less work instead.