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Just out of frame: An ignored “Employees must wash hands” sign.

We did it Patrick! We ended immorality!

I R Baboon

Ashes Of The Benchmark 2

Ceci n’est pas une drawer.

"Dearest Abigail,

I have provided a visual representation of my genitals. Please respond in kind."

HeadOn™

“Well, it seems his lungs are completely filled with Owens Corning fiberglass insulation. One third of his body weight is Owens Corning fiberglass insulation. But don’t worry, he won’t burn in hell… thanks to all that Owens Corning fiberglass insulation.”

This almost feels like a Mitch Hedberg joke.

Intel took their stapler.