Ahh my shitpost wasn’t shitposty enough for the shitposts.

Life’s tough when you can bury your head so deep and it still isn’t far enough.

Not to mention PumpkinSkinks.

The Bible is full of self-contradictions, so for any interpretive framework to be at least self-coherent, the interpreter has to “add to the Word of God”.

Seems about right.

His little hand on the hilt has me feelin like he knows it’s there.

It gave me crabs.

Hey! That’s my brain. I just took it out for a sec to take care of some stuff.

And now you dead.