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I’m sorry is that a giant gold Garfield Lego statue?

Like the prophecy predicted??

Much higher success rate if she’s a guy

There was that Barney coloring book that advocated for blood orgies but they caught it and recalled it fairly quick

You can’t expect guys to ruin their knees and give you random truckstop head. This is only polite.

Also the standard “outdated message you have to listen to twice in entirety despite it not applying to you,” like “Please note, starting June 1, 2021 as a result of the Covid 19 Virus we will be starting social practicing guidelines in our offices” and they repeat a number twice for curbside that hasn’t existed in half a decade.

Are you ragging on his cord, man?

swordfight noises

I wouldn’t mind “community uses eminent domain to socialize a power utility.” Then the data center can buy the power, at market rates, after the community’s power needs are met.

A jet has multiple integrated digital systems meaning it would be super easy to hide things within the wiring or on circuit boards, which is exactly what security professionals said when they accepted the plane - it could never be made truly safe without being gutted - but they didn’t listen.

Get this guy a box of rat turds and a blender

The fire guy has eyelids, ain’t he?

But for real this is sexual assault so don’t be naked in front of people anymore.

Fruity Pebbles didn’t hit the market until the early 70s. There was definitely processed food coming down the line but we didn’t shift to be fully dependent on it until the 70s and 80s, latchkey kids, etc.

And that’s how I met your mother

Why’s this on a photo of the ceiling

Peppermint schnapps, or Thunder 101 which is high proof. Makes your mouth smell like mint/mouthwash. Do with this what you will - which is end up in rehab if you’re like me.

I have definitely jumped a curb with them and did not know they tracked this, thanks for the heads up… damn

I think they’re angry that the people of the past wanted to create a better future? Or that they can’t ride fast and do heroin. IDK toss up.

If they’re hitting you up on social, they’re yellowjackets, and you better make peace with god

They told me my collapsed lung was anxiety. I’m a guy.

They’re just really used to diagnosing anxiety when people have a certain cluster of symptoms including presenting with anxiety . Still sucks but if damages happened as a result they could be liable.

Well thank god there are no stories out there about AI wanting to kill humans