Why would anyone buy toilet paper that already has shit stains on it?

It’s just as in justice. Trust me bro.

If there only was a way of throwing something fancy and expensive that explodes and defeats the radar via electronic effects at it from very far away.

Oh wait, there is. Just nuke the ionosphere somewhere above the vicinity of the radar and have the resulting EMP take it out.

Is that marmalade or jam?

The Battle of the Beams is a highly interesting and often overlooked detail of WW2.

Only 26 speeds? That’s pathetic. 32 speed transmissions are easily possible, do exist, and are less complicated to use than you might think, and the Morse shifter suggests.

A Standard heavy truck 16 speed transmission, combined with an off-road reduction in the transfer case, as very common in all wheel drives will do the trick. This will additionally give you at very least 4 speeds in reverse. (Technically, at least 8 reverse speeds, but most transmissions have a lock-out that prevents reverse and high range from being engaged at the same time)

Pigs won’t have the slightest problem with doing so. For feeding someone to chickens, some preparation might be needed due to the chickens’ small size.

You sure that nobody has sold you mislabeled unicorn meat?

Meat never was a staple food for large parts of the population in most places until relatively recent.

Have it chiseled into a slab of granite for better effect.

But if you eat too much of it, you’ll shit rainbows afterwards.

You would. Once the ox got too old to do useful work. (or injured) That’s what happened to old work horses, too. As well as to old milk cows. Of course meat from old animals tends to be of lower quality, so this tended to be sold off relatively cheap and often provided the only affordable meat for poor people.

Dogs and cats are carnivores. We don’t eat carnivores in general, regardless of domestication.

The problem with eating carnivores (and to some extent, omnivores) lies in the diseases they can carry (pork for instance has to be inspected for trichinosis), and accumulation of environmental toxins in their meat due to their position at the top of the food chain. Also, they tend to be more expensive to raise due to their food requirements.

The further up in the food chain an animal resides, the more scrutiny its meat needs in order to be safe to eat. For carnivores, that’s usually not worth the effort, as there isn’t all that much meat in a domestic cat or dog.

The only odd one out are horses, who we don’t eat in spite of them not being carnivores.

That’s really very much a cultural thing. In many cultures, horse meat used to be poor man’s meat, because you need to get rid of old horses unfit for work in one way or another and not eating the meat would be a waste, but meat of old animals usually isn’t necessarily of the best quality, so it was sold for relatively cheap. Over time, with declining reliance on horses as work animals, the availability of horse meat has declined and it turned into somewhat of a rare delicacy. Especially since the growing leisure horse industry doesn’t contribute a whole lot of horse meat fit for human consumption due to the medications used on leisure horses accumulating in the meat and not being exactly healthy for people.

If you remember the European horse meat scandal (a discount supermarket chain had been selling “beef” lasagna that contained horse meat instead of beef, the problem there wasn’t that the product was in any way unhealthy or dangerous, it was quality horse meat mislabeled as beef. It really was just a matter of deliberate mislabeling.

I’m flying Arch, btw.

At least not Gentoo. Would be awkward if you had to enter a holding pattern mid sortie because the bombing software is still compiling.

Much better than writing lewd messages to the enemy on the ammunition.

I propose the following as the default message:

…-. …- -.-. -.- / -.-- — …- / … -. / .–. .- .-. - … -.-. …- .-… .- .-.

Airbus Helicopters, formerly known as Eurocopter, is building on the heritage of MBB (among other helicopter manufacturers merged into the company). The H135 has been developed out of the MBB Bo105 and the H145 is the successor of the MBB/Kawasaki BK117.

I think everyone has been blessed. I also received another blessing on this beautiful day.

There is a whole community dedicated to sharing our blessings: !nicole@feddit.org

There is a community dedicated to celebrating our encounters with the Fediverse Chick: !nicole@feddit.org

I know, but I don’t have any half way recent experience with it, so I don’t know whether I can recommend it. When I last checked it out some years ago, it still lacked functionality regular Ubuntu based Mint had.

I am in the same boat as you. I am still running Ubuntu (with snap removed, so I can’t comment on its current performance overhead) on a few of my machines because I couldn’t be bothered to do a reinstall with something less insane, but I’m not recommending Ubuntu to anyone anymore over the same concerns as you have.

If you want to recommend a system that runs decently out of the box and runs a lot of software, recommend Mint instead. Ubuntu used to be Debian with sane default settings that would run out of the box, nowadays Mint is Ubuntu with sane default settings that will run out of the box. Mint also doesn’t subscribe to this snap madness and is continuing to maintain a few packages Ubuntu has migrated to snap as .deb package (for instance Firefox and Chromium).