Attacked?

Seen!

I love… lamp

Her moves are weak

Sometimes I think I’m thinking about the Roman Empire, but then it turns out I’m thinking about the Holy Roman Empire.

That’s it. I’m leaving

You guys get jean memes?

You son of a bitch, I’m in!

Literally translates to “the cigarette gets you pregnant October”

license number SG1371U

Yep

Jesus!

This needs one Miley Cyrus on a wrecking ball

As per my email dated…

I end all my work emails with "Thanks* and let the inflection be my own

What an ass

Open your eyes

If you have to explain every fucking thing, it’s good nothing happened

Get thee to thyne nsfw

The FAA doesn’t issue licenses, but a pilot certificate is required for the balloon pictured.

And now, forever

What