By this argument I could join a tennis tournament and take a shit on the court and punch the judge and you’d think that makes me a star player because people that don’t follow tennis heard of me.
Where did I say I thought they were a star? I just said they’re the only one I remember. If you shat on a tennis court in front of (hundreds of?) millions of people during a global broadcast event I reckon I’d remember you too.
Right, but you can see why from my perspective I would find my own mindshare the the most important?
From my point of view it certainly is
Don’t recognise any of them. If they wanted some valuable mind share they should have tried harder to stand out.
Of all the people who took part in the breakdancing, I only remember one name… RAYGUN, pew pew.
Install Team Fortress 2
Get prawned like a noob repeatedly
Get good
Prawn noobs repeatedly
I’m somewhere between steps 2 and 3 myself after around 2500 hours or so of gameplay.
Just realised I’ve probably bought that app at some point - no idea what it costs since Google doesn’t show that information once you own it.
There’s a free version which likely has done restrictions but probably still does exactly what you require:
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.gmail.anolivetree.imageshrinklite
I’ve been using Image Shrink on Android for the better part of a decade. It works flawlessly for exactly this situation.
I set the resize options to maximum dimension of 1600px.
Then the workflow is share from any app (like the Gallery) to Image Shrink, it resizes the photo(s), then reopens the share prompt to share on to wherever you’re trying to send them (like an email client).
You can also choose Image Shrink in the file picker to do it in reverse - select the files in the app you want, and they get resized on the way in.
Security through antiquity
I’ve got work “uniforms”, and weekend “uniforms”. Probably 7 or 8 changes of each, but all the work clothes are identical and all the weekend clothes are identical.
I look ageless in photos cause I always have the same stuff on, and getting dressed is so easy. Probably no good for people who care about fashion though. Glad I don’t tbh, shits expensive and wasteful.
They didn’t make an example of the cunts who literally made and sold the damn asbestos, even after finding out it was a health risk.
There’s no way they’re going to bother chasing some illegal dumper, let alone make an example out of them.
I see more people complaining on Lemmy about problems than I do the actual problems they’re complaining about.
Just use the thing, and put the content and comments you want on it? You don’t have to be a passive observer just staring out the window as monkeys dance for you. Be the monkey. Dance how you want. Eat a banana. Fling poo if that’s what you want. Just stop expecting everyone else to create your dream routine and then having a sook because they step-pause-turn-pause-pivot-step-paused when you wanted them to step-pause-turn-pause-pivot-step-step.
YT Shorts, Instagram, TikTok, Facebook Reels… These are things I just don’t bother watching.
The only reason social media companies took the controls away is because they know the videos being uploaded are shit but they want you to watch the whole thing for engagement. So they take away the controls to force that engagement. Go fuck yourself.
Also people who upload using these services - especially Shorts and Reels when other options exist on the same damn platform - are literally worse than Hitler.
If I won a heap of money, I’d hand the keys to my house over to family, the keys to my business to the guys at work, and leave that day via a brief stop to pick up a touring vehicle.
The sad part is that spez would have more than a dollar for every “fuck spez”, Place or otherwise.
Whenever I see Lemmy without being logged in, it’s a wall of German and all I can think of is “ach, du lieber… das ist not eine booby!”