When pizza’s on a bagel, you can eat pizza anytime!

Thank you for writing that out. I never understood the beginning of that 2nd part and it’s plagued me for… decades really. So now I can sing that shit in full, and not fill in “pizza during crack time” because I knew that wasn’t right

Holy shit, someone who knows psychostick!! 🤘

Hey I’ll use this comment; I totally wondered if it was a reference to CBB but there wasn’t really a chance to ask without derailing

It’s close enough to the gag that I caught it. You did well

There was also that one where he rhymed “things” with “things”

It’s the same sentiment with The Onion and Black Mirror. Having to take a step back because reality is too absurd

Wait , WHAT?? that’s one of my favorite movies and I’ve seen it a million times. I know exactly what scene and pirate you’re referring to

From https://screenrant.com/hook-movie-glenn-close-cameo-pirate/

“Glenn Close isn’t the only famous face that can list a cameo in Hook on her résumé. Musicians David Crosby and Jimmy Buffett also appear as members of Hook’s crew, as does boxer and Rocky star Tony Burton. Elsewhere in Hook, stars including actress Carrie Fisher, director George Lucas and musician Phil Collins also make brief cameos.”

I had no idea!! I’ll have to give it another watch when I get home!

As a kid I’d 100% dilute half and half or cream and use that

Only reason I don’t anymore is because I can’t do dairy

“It is the first time astronauts have been evacuated due to a health issue since the station was put into Earth’s orbit in 1998.”

Fourth paragraph - above what you quoted

I still have it around somewhere in hopes I can fix it

When I got it, my family said it didn’t work, it had some weird error. I charged it and turned it on so they were like “sure you can have it”

It was my first smartphone,. actually, and I used it for quite a while until it died again. I don’t remember the error, but it was basically bricked and I couldn’t factory reset it via the phone menu. I had a very young child and trying to figure out the android sdk for a computer to fiddle that out was too taxing for me

I really liked that phone for sure. I’m sure it’s a lot of nostalgia, but I miss the older simpler phones. Much easier to handle, too.

I’ve currently just been using every couple generations of the Xa model. This one’s a pixel 7a, last was a 4a which the child has now. It’s got severe battery life issues after that update recently but I haven’t looked into it too hard. Been wanting to look for some alternatives and I’m leaning towards something unconventional, at least by today’s standards. I checked out that phone and it really looks good, both aesthetically and specs wise

I had a Nexus that I got as a hand me down. It had a ball with customizable colors

The next one I had after that had an led you could customize for different types of notifications

Oh I made another comment but this was what I was talking about! I was talking to my partner about it last night after watching the CES video. I couldn’t remember the name but this is exactly it

I said it was “Rock Pops” because i think that’s great

I watched a video about the worst of CES. I was kind of amused that some of the winners of worst-of weren’t even new ideas

There was a candy I remember that from a long time ago, idk 2000ish? It was a lollipop you bit down on and you could hear music played through your teeth. I never tried it but it was sold where I worked

Another idea, the worst of the worst, was the smart fridge. I remember from business classes I took many years ago used that as an example of innovation. Or a “smart” microwave. You let it know what ingredients you have, for example by scanning the barcode, so it can recommend recipes or alert you when something is running low

The rendition of those ideas at the CES were so out of touch

What I imagine is besties; driver is indeed a gay guy but there’s a scrappy chick who’s down for anything riding along

I don’t know where to find it, but it gives me the vibes of this clip I saw: chick getting regular voice comms harassment in a game and she replied (as close as I can remember)
“I’m going to fuck your dad and give him a child he can be proud of”

“Once a Nobel Prize is announced, it cannot be revoked, shared, or transferred to others. The decision is final and stands for all time.” - 9 Jan 2026

Source: https://www.nobelpeaceprize.org/press/press-releases/a-nobel-prize-cannot-be-revoked-shared-or-transferred

That’s great and all, I guess. How many babies is she going to bring home this time?

Oh man, he was into that

Muppet Treasure Island “torture” scene

If you’re hesitant to click, I assure you it’s legitimately from the Muppets movie

Edit: Ok, I just realized that’s a completely different scene. And I’m not sure if it’s the same movie. But if it happened twice, it seems he’s got a “thing”

I guarantee you that’s a tree farm. I’d gladly be proved wrong

The uniform height, spacing, and lush branches are a key clue. I wish I took pictures on my last trip so I could show you what I’m talking about, but I was traveling through a place undergoing logging. In the forest, like you’re thinking, the lower branches are dead because the crowns are crowding out the light. In the understory, lower light plants thrive, ones who can’t really take full sun all day

I say this to hopefully assuage your feelings about the picture. The tree did what it was meant to do, and in a spectacular way

Hey, I get it. I’ve seen and heard plenty of things that break my brain until I get some context clue

The worst is when I tune into a song that’s already playing, or hear a sentence already being spoken, and my brain places pauses or is off a beat; I hear absolute gibberish and wonder if I’m having a stroke

I’ve missed seeing that on posts, but I did save one just in case

Went with my partner to a really cute cabin for a vacation. It was a yurt, and really nice except the partition to the bathroom was just a curtain and the wall didn’t go to the ceiling. It was at least behind a wall so there was a small modicum of privacy

So waaaaaaay too much cheese on both our parts lead to some very unpleasant bathroom trips and a resulting overload of senses. There was a window, fortunately, though it was fairly ineffective but we learned to excuse ourselves from the cabin when the other had to shit their brains out