It’s Al-Fassel and Pishtaz News.

From power oh it’ll take a little more than that. You gotta defile those things completely or they’ll come back to life.

Warning: super long read. But a very interesting genealogy of free bread! I thoroughly enjoyed this.

Also, why I hate Olive Garden:

Horner’s demonic calculation for how many slices or rolls each table’s basket should contain is [Number of diners] + 1. Unevenly divisible bread creates “a tension that I really enjoy.”

Heck, my surface pro 3 makes a great Linux machine. Still tweaking it but the touchscreen works just fine with Mint, so even an old one could probably do just fine.

I could not, would not, with a mohel

Would not, should not, with hot oil

They should ask ChatGPT for tips on tax fraud.

“You’re really taking initiative here! Let’s consider how to invest those funds instead into vans full of fertilizer and punch up a manifesto!”

He’s good enough as a writer when paired with Stephen Merchant, who presumably balances the edgelord side out. When left to his own devices, however…

Standwipe gang rise up

A real sleeper hit

Labubuntu

Aw shucks

“Enumclaw” is the safe word.

Jar go crunch

And wouldn’t you know, it’s currently no. 11 on the iOS App Store’s list of free apps, just behind DoorDash. Chat, are they cooked

Turn that place into Home Alone and watch the shenanigans

Donald’s Own Weiner did indeed jump

And rig a few Polymarket bets

The safe word is “enumclaw”

“The jacket turned itself into a pickle. Funniest shit I’ve ever seen”

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