Stay far away from Kansas City. It’s the most car dependent city out of all the hosts. And all the drivers are shit.

SLEEPY JOKE! SAD!

Just launch these fuckers into space. I’m fine with not shooting trash at the sun because it’s too expensive but we should let make an exception for people like this. If they’re so smart I’m sure they’ll figure out a way back.

I always bet the old people alive posting this crap also never did it. I think about all the stuff my friends and used to do racing bikes or whatever we could fine that rolled in the alley in our neighborhood and never once think it makes me a better person than kids today. Was driving home late the other night and saw kids in the abandoned pool having a band play, skateboarding and even spinning fire and wish I was doing that then commuting home. The kids are alright.

Deep down we’re all just fans of smooth jazzzzzzzzz

Dear UK, do not help pedophile rapist out!

• America

Establishment-establishment you always know what’s best 🎶

Every Super Bowl there is a competing halftime show from other channels or websites. This year we have right wing lunatics acting like they’re the first and only ones to do so. Maybe year they’re do a puppy killing bowl to rival the regular one since we all know how much they love doing that.

Gross, I’m throwing my leather jacket into the donation bin now.