• cut the neck off a plastic bottle
• thread the end of the bag through
• fold the bag open around the bottle neck
• close the cap, trapping the bag between the bottle neck and the cap.

I’m sure it works but any other method of closing the bag from the top two rows are better imo, at least for bread.

It is But only for men

If I have too many lemons I’ll squeeze them into ice cube trays and store the cubes in a freezer bag

The box in that picture has six bottles of beer in it

Sue a termite for damages just in case they show up as a human later or charge rent to the birds nesting in your back yard

My version is seeing the first cutscene in Resident Evil 2 and somehow convincing myself it looked indistinguishable from live action. I also remember being very impressed with Aladdin on the Sega Genesis (I had only ever seen NES games until that point)

Same, I also have a backpack for unique but non magical/useful items; dead fairy, mithral moulds, some armor I found in the mindflayer morgue. I definitely have a in game hoarding problem.

Same, and I literally just wrote “I think Beehaw would be a good fit for me”

I’ve never heard of it with any spirit other than cachaça