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Bio update test: 2024-03-13
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Don't forget to stay hydrated.🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉@sh.itjust.workstoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Ever create an account just to leave a negative review?
8·2 days agoHow would that work though? Wouldn’t it just enter the bladder?
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Technology@lemmy.world•Cisco announces record revenue and 4,000 layoffs in the same dayEnglish
11·4 days agoBut that will be a problem for the next guy.
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42·5 days ago2 legs, 2 arms.
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Selfhosted@lemmy.world•Bitwarden's new CEO has a Private Equity background, removed 'Inclusion' and 'Always Free' from their website -- because of course he didEnglish
18·5 days agoFull circle to sticky notes on monitor.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Twin brothers wipe 96 gov't databases minutes after being firedEnglish
31·8 days agoNo, that was a bit different.
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password: nbusr123
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Comic Strips@lemmy.world•GoogleEnglish
2·8 days agoI’ve been using uBlock to get rid of it.
At some point the provided AI blocklist didn’t work, but element picker took care of that fairly easily.
Don't forget to stay hydrated.🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉@sh.itjust.workstoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•How social medias are reacting to the hantavirus
2·12 days agoIntravenous bleach when?
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Technology@lemmy.world•A web page that shows you everything the browser told it without askingEnglish
2·12 days agoObvious, the address of where you pee.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Cloudflare to fire 1,100 staff whose jobs just aren’t AI enoughEnglish
01·13 days agoEmployees across the company from engineering to HR to finance to marketing run thousands of AI agent sessions each day to get their work done
Meanwhile the employees:

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Selfhosted@lemmy.world•[SOLVED] Is there any (known) way to use warp-cli without blocking incoming connections?English
1·14 days agoThe Cloudflare bit, at least their consumer product in question only works as a public VPN (such as Mullvad, IVPN, etc…), meaning it’s more of an encrypted proxy. So it doesn’t counter anything.
Why it blocks incoming connections on other interfaces ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
It only makes sense for it to capture all outgoing connections not destined to split-tunneled IP ranges, as to prevent leaks.
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•When the devs actually care
12·23 days agoVery much outside US as well: https://mullvad.net/en/help/partnerships-and-resellers
Yesterday I tried Proxy Store for the first time (previously I used German Amazon), I’ll see how that ends up. Though I wasn’t able to pay with card, because PayPal. Apparently, we now have instant bank transfers accross entire SEPA, so it was sent out on the same day.
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•When the devs actually careEnglish
7·23 days agoI used to send €10 O_o
Mostly because I liked getting all the different stamps to send it with.It would take quite a while in the end. Print address to envelope, print code, insert money, close envelope, take out all the stamps, calculate the combination to get right value, check the available stock for each stamp, recalculate (no way I am using ones out of stock), take a soft brush, dip in water, wet the stamps, stick them on, make sure they’re on well, let dry, take to mailbox, wait up to 10 days for it to arrive and get credited.
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Adopting Claude speak in regular life
27·23 days agoclosed, wontfix
Don't forget to stay hydrated.🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉@sh.itjust.workstoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Anti-horny memeEnglish
1·24 days agoI am a virgin.
If some woman sent me pic of her vagina, I would assume it’s probably some 50 year old dude trying to catfish me.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Microsoft drops Copilot branding in Notepad for Windows 11 for everyone, but it’s really just a renameEnglish
2·24 days agoAside from the 3 top right icons (probably) not showing correctly it seems to run. But I never used it, so I don’t know what to test in there.

https://appdb.winehq.org/objectManager.php?sClass=application&iId=2983
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Look at the way he writes for loops too smh
3·28 days agoarrays start at (offset) zero
i.e.:
*(array + i)
Don't forget to stay hydrated.🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉@sh.itjust.workstoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•multitasking🙂↕️
24·30 days agoThe manliest sport.

UUUuuuuuh, I am not a programmer (you’re going to say “thank god”), but…
I sometimes even chain them. You can put yet another ternary operator in the else and keep going. You know, else-if.
So anyway, I can get ternary operators spanning 2 - 3 lines.
Oh, I also often have issues thinking of proper loops, so you’d see a few terribly used
gotostatements.Although I do remove ones that are obvious brain fart.
For example, quite obvious
void example(bool true_or_false){ if(true_or_false){ //code if true } else{ //code if false } //other code }Well, I’ve already had my brain goof up even that once or twice. “How the fuck”, you’re asking?
void example(bool true_or_false){ if(true_or_false){ goto if_true; } //code if false goto end_false_if; if_true: //code if true end_false_if: //other code }The brain-fart if-else.