Vampira*

Now do Ticketmaster

REDRUM

😏 …Is there a Mrs. Fusion?

and to different degrees at different deaths.

Was that supposed to say depths?

(Don’t Fear) The Reaper in my ass

I dunno, sounds pretty good to me. If you’re wrong, there’s always the mystery of what the future could bring to sell your magazines. If you’re right, you’ve suddenly got a huge list of addresses for people you know are probably well stocked with pretty much whatever you told them they needed.

Remember that guy on reddit who could tell you what any acronym stood for, even the random ones submitted by users? I wonder what he would make of this.

Looking at both flags alternating repeatedly on every shelf I would assume yes.

Mickse.cx

ADHD contains twelve “r’s”

No. We have a perfectly good White House at home!

Looks like the crypt keeper from Tales from the Crypt

But what if you put lipstick on it

Sloth? You’re gonna live with me now. I’m gonna take care of ya, cause I love ya, you piece of shit!

Well, see, Pandemic is under the Bidemic umbrella! So is Polydemic but they’re frequently forgotten…

I paid real money for a wall calendar that had the months of Feburary and Ooctober.

mollusks and milk