My wedding band is titanium and wood ($17). My wife’s is silver and cubic zirconia cast as Nenya, Galadriel’s ring from LotR and made by WETA Workshop, who did the movie props ($75).

So much cooler than gold and diamonds => 3 months salary, at least for us.

o.O

AND MY AXE!

some will parse 010 as 10, others as 0o10 == 8

…and that’s me in the fetal position, thanks.

UDP

I’d love to tell you a joke about UDP but I’ll never know if you get it.

Do you also wear blood diamonds and eat veal?

Why, do you expect me to wear blood rubies while eating veal, like some prole?

Virtual boy

Let’s see some more can-do attitude, mkay?

Would a lawyer for the peoples work for NAMBLA?

What about birds?

But what can you do if your area climate includes 110+ F summers and below 0 winters? Besides moving, that is.

Missing a slot machine or roulette.