Spykee

Can I talk to her?

Send me noods.

Good heavens, a motorised zipper on my trousers that will get my amazing humongous dong out in the open when my hands are busy fondling the hordes of skimpily dressed women with questionable character.
I will buy this.

Don’t choose the yellow one. It gets tricky to know when the pee is about to overflow.

Condition 1 - it has to be a girl Condition 2 - she should be alive

…and…and I am going to find a European girl and suck her nipples for as long as she wants.

Brooooo, I so wish this was true. 12mins! 75%. I’d no more be 4-pump man. Stella would still be with me. I miss Stella. :'(

*cries with tears only in one eye.

@Magnolia_@lemmy.ca it’s been almost 16hrs. Have you lost everything? Has your uncalculated gamble paid off?