I love how new Teams doesn’t even have a contacts list for chat anymore, it’s just your most recent chats. And if you search for someone, any recent group chats with that person show up first so you may still have to scroll to find that person’s chat. Oh, and we store documents on Teams so if I want to switch between looking through the document repository and chat I still have to do a whole bunch of clicks between the two.

I don’t fault them for when my project manager tags @everyone on the group chat with an important message saying “good morning and happy Monday” though. I wish I were kidding.

Hard bread with hard ingredients (like meat chunks or salami), soft bread with soft ingredients (like egg salad). I’d call a burger medium soft, and ciabatta is too hard for that

Tobias, you blowhard!

Ironically, you could use the meme template to say that somehow

In the US, it’s made by Hershey. At least the bigger complaint about that company is chocolate that’s not nearly as good as opposed to points at everything

Or just… Not have 500000 partners in the first place

no significant competition? Is that a joke?

For the type of service they are (hosting random one-off videos and series that anyone can load and optionally kicking back a portion to the content creators) - who are they competing against? If you go on the street and ask random people to name 3 streaming services that do that, you’ll likely get YouTube, “ummm”, and “I dunno”

I hadn’t heard that story before. True or not, I’m glad it was there

Yeah, as a software engineer I have 3 monitors if you include the one built into my laptop

If that’s the approach they took, and especially if it made it into a source code repository, I’d probably have fired them a long time ago!

My friend's pit bull got attacked by a Chihuahua and had no idea what to do about it except sulk all day after it was over. To me, blaming pit bulls for violence is like blaming BMWs for not using turn signals

Come to Denver, where 1 in 10 cars don’t bother with license plates and half are temp tags that are at least a year expired