I’m not sure this works because you don’t chew nicotine gum like regular gum. I think you release the nicotine by chewing, so you munch on it a few times and then let it sit for a while.

I tried them but I couldn’t make them work. This start-stop chewing drove me nuts, and whenever I didn’t pay attention, I chewed on it too much and got woozy. I ended up going cold turkey with a shitton of regular gum.

I’m so sorry, but it is relevant:

Are you aware of the original version of this meme?

Because if you tax the rich, they move away!

Yup. This wasn’t a warning about the economy, it was an ultimatum.

Is that an unsecured glass ashtray next to her in the car? Goddamn, at least get a proper one with a lid you fucking ratchet, they cost like 30 bucks (or 5 if you can forgo the Bentley logo).

There’s also the fun part of dialling in your medication to find the balance between being an overclocked sex machine and a walking wet noodle!

But her emails though…

While working at the Steinhardt Social Research Institute?

Good news, the rule didn’t stop Anne Bonny, Mary Read and the like, so set sails to plunder!

Rule 6: No girls allowed. Also true in some cases.

My favorite “kids have always been kids” moment in history is Iddin-Sin’s letter to his mom, bitching about how he “has nothing decent to wear” and “whose fault is that really”.

“What do you mean there’s another dude who’s called BajaBootyBlast?”

Thanks, I hate it!

Preach!

You don’t have to imagine, Josh Brolin has you covered!

Relevant Justin McElroy rant that’s been living rent free in my head ever since I’ve seen it.