Sonic had some digital effects in the real world. This looks like they went all in on green screen digital effects. There is zero chance this one will change.

Did the same guy who wanted the ‘realistic Sonic’ look have input on this one as well?

The Shitposting argument style is the disruption in online conversations, usually of significant issues of discourse such as political and social issues, by making proofless and inflammatory claims that derail the conversation. The arguments are just reasonable enough that they come across as genuine beliefs and move the conversation to an irrelevant discussion.

Shitposting is just the new name for trolling after trolling was changed to mean online bullying.

It is a calendar that shows the repeating cycle of the world’s destruction and rebirth each time the milk runs out.

She died in battle, so discount Valhalla?

You are thinking of Lorena Bobbitt.

That was my first thought too! This meme is about the dumbass who go herself shot during the failed Jan 6th coup.

Calm down Satan.

This needs some role playing decisions added to be a role playing game. Like adding a first step of the player choosing something that has a small chance of adding +1 to a category and then doing the listed tables if it isn’t successful.

Randomness is the opposite of player agency, yet is still a core part of most RPGs.

This one pager has zero role playing though, and is barely a game. It is clever and funny as a concept though.

Which is something different than a RPG…

Mods are where asset reuse shines.

Close enough.

Actually helpful, because there are no unwrittin rules.

There are people who have assumptions and expecations, and everyone else goes along with it.

Hey look, it worked!

Dead I am the rat

Feast upon the cat

Honestly only having two body types is the lazy part, no matter what the two types are. The best solution would be a variety of heights, weights, shoulder, waist, and hip sliders with boobs and butts and whatever else as add ons to the body shape. That should cover everyone as long as there is plenty of range on each option.

Unless everyone is in armor, in which case two or three gender neuteal body types are fine because boobs and butts won’t be noticeable through armor anyway. Height is pretty much all that is different if everyone in the armor is in decent shape and the armor is made to fit a range of people.

Says people don’t want horse armor, then brags about how the full priced game is selling horse armor and that people like it.

Yeah, one sees you later and the other sees you after a while.

Totally different.

I thought it was supposed to be:

Crocodiles, do not swim here.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WchseC9aKTU