why does this image bother me so much

the secret ingredient is love

Yeah whatever. Enjoy your heated bean water.

That one was really confusing after Fast X, I’m not really sure what they were going for

he should get ‘DAMAGED’ tatted on his forehead

bold of you to assume he goes to work

there is no god here

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Yep, then just a couple of road beers to get a nice buzz going. Gotta be vibin for the kids, you know?

Extra protein

instructions unclear: summoned JerryRigEverything

Lmao Elon is talking about getting surgery or some shit now. You can’t even make this up

Fuck Trapt

Can’t think of a one hit wonder band with a more bigoted piece of shit as the front man. Dimly lite souls, the entire lot.

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throws chair

itt: ideas to kill lemmy

honestly I’m straight up addicted to Nestea Zero. My teeth aren’t rotting out and I’m not worried about diabetes but I need to get off this stuff